knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

Hair

Synonym for "no cap"

"Fr fr hair"

by cupnoodlesarepeopletoo September 12, 2023

gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!

Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!

by Si22 October 3, 2006

Hair

Long skinny strands that come out your ass, lower stomach, head,legs ,nose ,chest,and balls

I rubbed my ball hairs on your chin

by anonymous April 11, 2022

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

hair toga

Noun. When you grow out your hair so long you can wear it as clothes.

Look at her hair toga.

by continuedpapers October 11, 2016