A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.
by Kooterkat January 3, 2021
Get the Facebook Cocksleeve mug.A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.
Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)
Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)
Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
by suziewar February 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Freeloader mug.by Blosse12 July 16, 2022
Get the Facebook mug.A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
Get the Finked by facebook mug.A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
by Spoon-man January 12, 2022
Get the FaceBook mug.When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
Get the Facebook lazy mug.If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,
And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.
~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.
~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.
This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019
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