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Facebook Blue 

Used to describe the shade of blue used in Facebook's layout.
Girl: What shade of blue should I use for the sky?
Guy: Facebook blue!
Facebook Blue by Project7 January 19, 2010

Facebook Chat blue balls 

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

Facebook Blues 

Facebook blues occurs after writing on someones wall, note, or status, and they don't respond. You wait and wait for a response constantly checking your Facebook to see if they have done so.

After the first day of hourly checking your facebook, you begin to facestalk them. This includes checking to see if they have commented on someone elses wall, status, or photos. As a last act of desperation, you send them a private message repeating the original post.

Your sadness resonates throughout Facebook until they respond, at which point you've gotten rid of the Facebook Blues.
She wrote on her crush's wall and waited a couple of days for a response. After the third day she was hit by a bad case of Facebook Blues; and, she felt sad that he had updated his status, but not responded to her comment.
Facebook Blues by La'BonQie May 16, 2009

Facebook Blueballed 

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.
Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
Facebook Blueballed by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010