1. A guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd class citizen.
2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
by medicineballer April 02, 2017
by blackla3elskate3 August 15, 2005
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
by EmmeGirl December 08, 2009
A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.
I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.
Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
by LRZA June 02, 2007
When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
by JoeZii September 25, 2010
(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
by Duncsway May 02, 2007