Douche Bag

an enormous backpack, or purse

look at adriel's douche...it's huge!

by estrella December 10, 2003

Music Douching

When a radio plays only one or two songs by an artist/group even though they have done more.

Damn, I'm changing the station, this Music Douching with AC/DC is getting annoying.

by scott mccowan January 2, 2009

peanut butter douche

-a person who is a douche bag x10.

-or douching with peanut butter.

-"peanutbutterdou-che."

-"have you tried the peanut butter douche?"

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

Chunk up a douche

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.

I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.

Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.

by LRZA June 23, 2007

douche bag

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.

pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"

*Guy 1 walks into glass door*

guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"

by Duncsway May 15, 2007

Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.

Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.

by JoeZii September 26, 2010