grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015

Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.

“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”

by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025

ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"

"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"

by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024

Old boo

A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.

Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.

by Crabcate January 24, 2017

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

Old Gooberette

An Old Gooberette is a female individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Bitch

She's such an old bitch. Hey that's what happens when your an Old Gooberette.

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

Old Faithful

Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.

I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.

by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023