The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.

by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

old stoink

Is a woman that sleeps around.

Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!

by Montysky March 6, 2018

The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017

old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 14, 2017

Old cush

A old Cush is when a 80+ woman overlaps her skin on her stomach and concedes a full penetrated penis

Oh hello mrs jimmel I heard you did a good old Cush while you swinging at grano's crib last night

by Stanmyman4005 June 18, 2016