gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!

Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!

by Si22 October 3, 2006

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

recruitment hair

Stereotypical slicked back salesman haircut

Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!

by playaaa24 November 28, 2014

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Hair Foils

Sheets of foil that are in hair to make it curl

I had prom tonight, so earlier I went to the salon to put my hair in hair foils.

by SanjaysAdmirer June 20, 2019

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021