The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

Car Brain

An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.

Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!

by URBANist_ November 3, 2025

car

An intentional misspelling of the word cat, usually employed in the context of silly cat pictures or videos.

look at these fluffballs bundled up together, a literal car crash

by QParrot November 10, 2025

We like the cars

It's that one Porsche edit on TikTok js look it up my boy🥶

"We like the cars, the cars that go, *makes car noises and then Kanye Wests "Monster" plays"

by 3CarEdits- November 16, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bolivian Clown Car

When you post a Craigslist ad to get a train run on you, then drop your phone in the toilet on purpose so you can’t cancel or count. You just lie down and wait. And they just keep coming. And they just keep coming.

My plans got cancelled this weekend so i have some free time i think ill set up a Bolivian clown car.

by Johnny Pener December 8, 2025