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Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.
Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”
by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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two flick chick

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.
by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
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two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
You are showing real two plate energy right now.
by boulderer February 13, 2024
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Take Two LA

The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.

They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.
Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?

I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.
by Take Two November 23, 2021
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