Steely Law

When steely is in charge. Its steely law.

Prisoner: "I wonder who's warden today"

Steely: (Yelling from armory) STEELY LAW!

by Cl3verUseRNam3 June 15, 2018

Lee's Law

A law coined by iDixie, meaning that wherever Union Dixie is shouted loud and proud, you will find crippling porn addiction and 1st/2nd generation Americans

"OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!"

"Lee's Law"

by iFunny.co April 12, 2024

Rat's Law

If the game allows ratting, there will be ratting.

Player: Jesus man, why do people rat at the extract
Other player: That is Rat's Law for you
Player: I am going to go complain about this issue on the Discord server
Other player: Don't, just deal with it
Player: Ok

by fibonaccisequences May 24, 2024

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

Law of Adorability

the adorableness of an object or creature is compounded/multiplied by how adorable the individual sharing, posting, or showing the object or creature is.

Cindy shared such an adorable dog today on Facebook. The Law of adorability makes the dog is so much more adorable because of how attractive Cindy is.

by black_up February 28, 2013

Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.

Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.

by PD W April 8, 2025

Bosnick's Law

The rule that you are only allowed to tell your dreams to the person or persons that you are sleeping with. If you tell anyone else, then you have to sleep with them, too.

Person A: "I had the weirdest dream last night..."
Person B: "Nope! Remember Bosnick's Law - I don't want to sleep with you, nor hear your weird dreams!"

by One-I'd Nick April 19, 2024