Key Fart

When one mistypes what one wishes to type. A mistype of a minimum of one (1) key.

John ate a nonkey last Saturaday.

Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.

by JayunsPlanet July 29, 2006

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

Fart Dew

The moisture that collects on the shower walls after a fart is mistified whilst showering.

After Bob let one rip in the shower, the whole bathroom was covered in fart dew.

by Anestasia Beaverhousen November 16, 2010

Italian fart

When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.

The baby was stinky after the moms Italian fart.

by hayyou19995 June 5, 2016

OwO Farts

What you say when you're a CYOT furry RAWR and you're about to let out a big atomic bomb FART!

OwO Farts, I just farted. Do you guys smell it? XD Nya

by properso December 1, 2020

pan fart

a very musty smelling fart

man, you have just pan farted

by phil mayor May 24, 2003

penis fart

A penis fart is when you sleep with someone and you know it to be an absolutely horrible idea but yet you still hit that anyways.

'Man last night i had the biggest penis fart...... cant believe i did that to your sister'

'Dude, she made the titanic look small, that was such a penis fart'

'Why is it everytime I go to Mooseheads bar I wind up having a penis fart?'

by Piltzener September 22, 2009