I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

run-on salad

A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.

Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.

by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024

Cookie run: Kingdom

A game was made by Devsisters on January 21st, 2021. Decorate your kingdom, clear stages, play arena, and cookie alliance.

Terminated EN channel on 13th June

Is cookie run: Kingdom fun?
Go see the review...

by User138 June 18, 2022

run-o-phobic

Being actively against people who run

figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD

by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021

fudge run

When you're about to take an explosive poop, so you have to find the nearest bathroom.

“Be right back, I gotta take a fudge run.”

by Fudgerynnm May 16, 2025

I Everything Run Speed I

I Everything Run Speed I

I Everything Run Speed I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Run yo shit

You're boutta get robbed

Dude:1 "Run yo shit."
Dude:2 "Nuh uh."

by Ojizzle March 29, 2024