when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
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The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing
when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo
i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing
when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo
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Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
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Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
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