Old

A washed up tight end

"Zach Ertz is an old man Cappo"

by Cappo_is_smart September 27, 2021

Old

Michael Lofton

Man my back is feeling like Michael Lofton! (As in my back hurts like an old guy's)

by Jk Jinx May 8, 2025

ye old fuckwagon

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.

"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."

by postinspector June 29, 2018

Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Old Wang

A person whose last name is wang. Typically used to describe male.

This is my friend old wang

by Bay Area honest boy November 23, 2021