Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

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Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

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old stones

Old guys that are high

There old stones had smoke 10 joints

by Guimo January 30, 2018

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A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.

Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.

by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016

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Old boo

A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.

Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.

by Crabcate January 24, 2017

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