my moms dead

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008

My mom Karen

My mom Karen is the fucking opposite of a Karen, in parenting terms, She wants me to succeed but I can't stand her.

I have a My Mom Karen

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Mom Has a MySpace

See also, MILF. A hot Mother, who has teenage or grown children, who has a MySpace account and is, therefore, cool...two years ago.

Jenn's Mom has a MySpace, dude

by jameswax December 5, 2007

Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

Suck your mom

When somebody is being annoying saying suck your mom is like saying fuck off but more affective and insulting.

U think ur funny ye? Go suck your mom you dickhead

by Young webb March 18, 2021

ur mom gay

The most destructive, god defying, depression starting ever thrown insult to exist. This insult could destroy your opponent in a second.

Jim: Hey George you have an iq of a transgender horse.
George: Ya well, your mom gay.
Jim: (Cuts off genitalia with razor sharp object)

by seriousdictionary14 May 10, 2018

ur moms a spider

Funny ur mom joke

"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"

by hehe_8432__ October 8, 2021