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His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"
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Michael is what I would call special. He is like no other boy. Michael is very nice and loving. Treats girl with respect anyone would want Michael. Michael is very short and is has an extremely big cock.
Have you guys seen michael today?
Yeah that 8 inch was sticking out 😳
Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.
Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants]
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)
Michael by yhert May 18, 2021
Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH
Michael by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021
Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael
Damn Michael you really are a Michael
Michael by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021

mihaelluvr 

the funniest mutual you can have to on tiktok, their balls smell like fresh ocean water and their nut taste like pork chops
“Damn, I wish I could have a cup of mihaelluvr exquisite semen”
mihaelluvr by 🧛🏽 May 23, 2021
michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter