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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
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Can I get 300 likes

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention
by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019
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Country Squire Lakes

Meth Capital Of The World!!!

Drive-By Shootings!!!
Meth Lab Trailers Exploding!!!
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Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house
'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'
by JDeez26 October 10, 2019
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signs a boy likes you

HE DONT
Signs a boy likes you

HE DONT SORRY
by Luzzia November 4, 2019
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signs a boy likes you

HE DONT!
Signs a boy likes you

HE DONT
by Luzzia November 4, 2019
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