Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
Get the jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch mug.A kind person who is loyal to her friends. She is shy when she is not around her trusted friends. If she believes a certain thing she will argue about it for hours. She is the type of girl with great features but doesn't think she does. If you mess with her she will swing.
by Firealert September 16, 2017
Get the jesuanna mug.Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
by Cracker with Attitude October 28, 2017
Get the jesus rider mug.A naive person that believes in everrything the bible says and don't think for themselves.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
by psykoterror November 6, 2017
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John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.
By Miramón aka mijamon.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.
By Miramón aka mijamon.
by Elmija December 2, 2017
Get the Jesus mug.A stupid dick sucker.bit loves a girl named a familia most of the time.and has a lot of friend,he is very kind,and is cute/fine
by It yo girl... December 31, 2017
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