A kind person who is loyal to her friends. She is shy when she is not around her trusted friends. If she believes a certain thing she will argue about it for hours. She is the type of girl with great features but doesn't think she does. If you mess with her she will swing.
by Firealert September 16, 2017
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by Cracker with Attitude October 28, 2017
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A naive person that believes in everrything the bible says and don't think for themselves.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
by psykoterror November 6, 2017
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by It yo girl... December 31, 2017
Get the jesus melnchor mug."You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."
by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018
Get the jesus chrust mug.Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die
like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
by God behind christ January 15, 2018
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