another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.
random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!
chad: No one cares.
chad: No one cares.
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Get the Harry Fayers mug.Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."
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2. Pseudonym for Harry Potter.
3. Penis head that has somehow sprouted a brilliant tuft of red hair.
1. Would you please turn off fucking Harry Pisshead. That cunt has been watching cartoons in my living room for three hours and now my sofa is crying.
2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.
3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead
2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.
3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead
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