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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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happy

basiclly a lie because all people suffer from deppresions
happy=bullshit
by Gabrielisafaggotthatisdepprese January 26, 2018
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Happiness

1. A state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy.

2. A pleasurable or satisfying experience.

3. Emotions experienced when in a state of well-being.
"They made a toast to long life and happiness"

"Her happiness was complete when she got her very own house"
by Riiita February 28, 2018
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happy

feel so goooooooooooooooooood
i'm happy
by 이닌 October 16, 2023
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Happy

An emotion in which a person feels exited, calm, or at ease.
“I’m feeling quite HAPPY today!”
by definition$_by_me January 5, 2023
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happiness

happiness is seeing glam rock freddy carry around gregory on his hand
by baldneki December 23, 2021
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Happy Motors

A car pawn shop in Chattanooga that has an awfully annoying chicken suit.
Let me tell you brother! We go'n make you happy, down at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title. No Credit Needed! No credit check. We go'n let you have the money YOU need, right now!
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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