Fucking Nukes

Nuclear trained personnel.
-Usually having a high level character on World of Warcraft, plays Magic the Gathering, and always wins when "out-gaying" someone.

"Is there a meeting going on in crews mess? No, it's just the nukes playing Magic the Gathering. Fucking nukes..."

by TorpMan, Submarines January 31, 2018

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

swab-fucking

Vigorously shoving a swab up someone's nose.

Damn, that covid test felt like a swab-fucking.

by people eat ice cream January 15, 2021

Sad fuck

Depressed kid.

Guy 1: look at that sad fuck he just found out his gf was cheating on him with his best friend.
Guy 2: did his friend forget about bros before hoes?
Guy 1: I dunno

by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021

Fuck Vail

The worst ski company that is overpriced and overvisited.

Dumbass: hey want to go to vail??
Normal Person: no. Fuck Vail.

by vailisnotcool March 30, 2021

Fuck An Ass

A Synonym for damnit, shit, or any word expressing dissatisfaction or disappointment

C’mon man you really smashed my chick? Fuck an ass

by Tittytoucherthomas April 4, 2021

Badge Fucking

When someone attending a conference looks at another attendees badge to determine their worth.

Hey! Stop badge fucking me!

by samacmcbride April 5, 2021