Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

Fuck Me Running by Stormy G January 5, 2012

Fuck the ops 

Fuck the cops. Fuck the opposition. Chicago slang .

I was rolling down the street and seen cops messing with my gang. I pulled up and yelled "fuck the ops" and opened fire.

Fuck the ops by Funnyninja September 8, 2017

fuck a duck 

1. oh SHIT!!!

"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"

fuck a duck by JaXceE April 11, 2003

fuck myself 

Masturbate.

Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.

fuck myself by ElDragonChan March 13, 2009

fuck bubble 

Quief. Pussy fart.

She always gets fuck bubbles. It ruins the mood.

fuck bubble by Iz Markie March 12, 2004

fuck machine 

1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.

2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.

3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.

1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.

2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.

3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.

fuck machine by Lunch box July 18, 2004

fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuck a spider on the moon by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009