whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.

Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."

by C-red February 17, 2004

baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

by Alkone November 19, 2004

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block

I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.

by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Snuggles

A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.

Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!

by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009