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cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022
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boner

Hobo 1: That guy is so hot he gives me a boner

Hobo 2: fag
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 10, 2023
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chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.
by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019
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Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"
by IamRob April 19, 2018
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Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.
Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!
by GettinDickered March 15, 2019
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permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
by Bellend slap May 2, 2018
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personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks
Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey
by Baller57 February 4, 2017
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