turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!

We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023

gm birds

Wishing someone who has a tiny brain, good morning.

gm birds!

by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

birding

Being a fucking retards.

birds is birding…

by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023