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angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024
mugGet the angry birdsmug.

Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023
mugGet the Going the way of the dodo birdmug.

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger
"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"
by Ibitsu February 3, 2025
mugGet the Bird on a wiremug.

Bird

Singular bird: bird multiple birds: birds
by I'm da biggest bird loser December 21, 2022
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Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy
by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023
mugGet the Emu the birdmug.

The Bird

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?"
by Gromas Gronk November 15, 2022
mugGet the The Birdmug.

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