Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

Guys Who Are Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys who are fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021

Get on Fall Guys

Are you down to smash in a Walmart parking lot

Hey dude, wanna Get on Fall Guys?

by LooseToenails May 15, 2021

nice cream guy

A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale

Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!

by Linka Smasher May 30, 2021

Are you a dude or a guy?

when you’re a girl gamer and a guy says “are you a dude or a guy”

When you’re playing cod and they ask you a dumb question “are you a dude or a guy?”

by iluvtunasalad November 4, 2019

Sexy Guy with Problems

A 6"0+ white male with a lean, athletic physique and a body count higher than 30, equipped with unbelievable levels of sex appeal towards females, who also suffers from debilitating mental illness. Though still able to procure attractive female partners, he is constantly in a state of internal anguish. Hence, he is a Sexy Guy with Problems (SGwP).

Jack: Dude, Dominic hasn't come out of his room in three days and he hasn't taken his medication for Bipolar 1 Rapid Cycle Disorder. But dude, last night he banged Kelsey, who is a straight dime piece and he pulls more pussy than anybody here. What's up with him?
Mick: Oh, you didn't know man? He's a Sexy Guy with Problems.
Jack: Ye.

by Master Panda36 July 9, 2023

Family Guy syndrome

Someone who has watched so much Family Guy that they continually make references to cutaway gags or moments from Family Guy in relation to real life scenarios

Friend: so I've been growing out my beard and...

Family Man Addict: HA! That reminds me of the episode where Peter's beard becomes a bird nest

Friend: man you gotta lay off the show, you're developing family guy syndrome

Family Man Addict: Just like the episode where peter thinks he's inside a TV show

by Briangriffindefender.xX July 21, 2023