by scott mccowan January 2, 2009

by estrella December 10, 2003

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.
I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.
Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
by LRZA June 23, 2007

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
by Duncsway May 15, 2007

by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008
