o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021

Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.

I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.

by felchaib February 22, 2011

sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

by kipsix October 28, 2010

Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

by Gibberishy December 8, 2010

Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

by J.Noble October 2, 2016

Demax-o-pussied

Verb,The process of being completly owned and destroyed.

Being so over powered making you look like a pussy.

Yesterday Bob got Demax-o-pussied when Jon dunked on him.

by BonerJamz3 January 3, 2010