A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.

Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.

by Ghost64Swag February 13, 2025

two skidoos

A very small girl also refered to as a floppy or a teener. Very addicted to social media and cellphones

Teener two skidoos

by yoyoyo8765309 October 31, 2013

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Two lines in hair

To indicate ones acceptance to take intercourse in the anus.

See those two lines in hair ? That dude fucks but he fucks dudes!

by Big head lg February 05, 2021

two trucks

the BEST kind of porn

some guy: *goes to pornhub*
same person: *clicks on two trucks video*

by human i think February 04, 2023

Two Trucks

They are having sex. no other explanation.

Two Trucks - Neil Cicierega Or Lemon Demon

Two Trucks Having sex, Two Trucks Having sex. My Mucles. My Mucles.

by DrewCodez March 18, 2022

two trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex

two trucks having sex

by IDONTKNOWHOWBUTTHEYFOUNDME May 22, 2022