i won a sucking battle against kirbie

i did

i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said

by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022

National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

I like sucking big cocks

something that I like doing because I am gay

straight freind: "what do you do on weekends"

Me, gay asf: "I like sucking big cocks"
my friend that just realized he's gay: "me... too"

by the big pp sucker boi October 10, 2021

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006

you know what really sucks?

the warning of when the sayer is about to do something bad, really bad.

"Hey, Johnny, you know what really sucks?"
"what?"
*5-stars Johnny*
"that's what really sucks."

by zoo man June 4, 2005