pussy blocker

an ex that stops you from getting with another girl

Mate i was well in with that Razz but my pussy blocker ex girlfirend turned up and blocked that shit!!

by WarriUGHH July 31, 2011

whoop pussy

This is a term used for when the girl has the nasty, rotten, dirty, blistery, gunky, tilted sided, moldy bumps with the yellow gunk oozin' out the tip of the fresh cut blistery bumps until the pouch erupts leading to crusty bumps, so crusty and dirty that the whole sack explods and bursts with fluids shooting out like a fire hydrant out her tilted orgasm.

JONATHAN: "Mmm girls, Ya'll lookin mighty fine this evening...how bout lettin me know if ya'll got da ready or dem naassty whoop pussys"
GINA AND BETH: "naw naw naw...we aint got no whoop pussys... we got dem ready, clean, purfect, procked and shaved pussys"

by Brandon Wright July 14, 2006

kung pussy

The act of a man Punching his fist up a girls vagina. After, he yells "i know kung pussy."

" i was at this party last night, and tom said he knew kung pussy. 5 min later a girl screamed."

by d-o- double d August 9, 2006

Pussy-pocket

When the vagina is used to conceal an object.

Michelle hid her chips in her giant pussy-pocket.

by qwerty123321 July 1, 2008

Pussy Padlock

Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE

Imani Greaves has had a pussy padlock for about 30 years now - LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011

flamingo pussy

A big pink pussy with loose flapping wings

I pulled down her pants and saw a flamingo pussy

by Mr hahaha April 7, 2016

Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019