monke sex

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex

i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger

by clayify April 24, 2021

ROD SEX

UP THE ANAL. BUM HOLE BANGER. MALE ON FEMALE. FEMALE WITH STRAP ON FOR MALE.

He’s into Rod Sex but hasn’t approached the subject with her yet.

by MS DANIELS April 28, 2021

Full sex

Includes the combination of open mouth kissing, oral sex, and intercourse that results in both partners reaching climax. Could include more but this as a minimum.

Person 1. Did you guys make out?

Person 2. We had full sex.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

sex pee

sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.

dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...

by Weasel February 3, 2005

sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure

While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South

by LOBO October 18, 2004

Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.

"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"

by King Hall July 23, 2009

married sex

The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.

Me: "I wanted to 69 with the wife last night and get out the ropes but all I got was married sex."

Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"

by married man May 11, 2009