pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020

Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

popular monster

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.

Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.

by zsirsiraly October 1, 2020

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Swamp Monster

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

by The4horseman December 23, 2020