Facebook Karma

When you comment on a Facebook post because you don't like what was said, and Facebook's algorithm thinks your interested in seeing more of that topic - so inundates you with posts about it.

Facebook Karma hits you in the face when you type a comment "I definitely don't agree" with regards to a post on gay marriage rights. Facebook sees your posts and starts showing you more posts about gay marriage.

by LivLongandProsper March 28, 2015

Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019

Know by Facebook

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.

Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.

by Rockinroller September 3, 2010

Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebooked

The act of dropping a book onto someones face.

I seen Johny sleeping on the couch so I facebooked him.

by Callahan Auto Sandusky February 21, 2011

Facebook content

Facebook content is a lot like depression, give it too much attention and it eventually becomes toxic enough to make you want to kill yourself.

Last week, Joe ended up in the hospital due to over-exposure of facebook content

by GboniccsYT September 30, 2017

Fake facebook

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.

Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *

by TheCleverOneGirl May 30, 2016