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crack

Ted: Lets go play some skate 2.
Eric: Fucking crackheads.
by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009
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Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack
by Fantizzle March 17, 2021
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crack cylinder

A cigarette, or when nicotine withdrawal is so strong you come up with 1000 slang terms for cigarettes.
Joey, tired from a long day at work, with no smoke breaks went to the packie to get a pack of crack cylinders.
by professor grizzlebees July 1, 2023
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Cracked

To be extremely at good, elite or gifted
Max Kelly is extremely cracked when it comes to betting MLB
by MK2866 May 19, 2025
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can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck
-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack
by user20283950575 December 13, 2023
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cracked at roblox

when the hoes are playing roblox and u fuck up all of them up with ur skills
"lol im so cracked at roblox, u fucking idiots don't know how to play"
by helloyocelina February 7, 2023
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