brain peep

a peep into a mother's brain

bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.

by Krkič December 30, 2019

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

anorexia brain

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.

“Remember when you kissed your Cousin Tom Last Christmas?” “Anorexia brain fr”

by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024