May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

may

The month its gonna be after april

It's gonna be may

by I think you are boring August 31, 2025

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

May 15th

National booty pic day

Hey it’s May 15th national booty pic day, did you get one today?

by Ass_sniffler3 May 14, 2025

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

May 8

National Pajama Day.

Friend:hey why do you have pajamas on?
Me:Its May 8 duh

by Alani is so good May 4, 2022