The One True God and The Son Of God (he is god incarnated in human form so he is god but at the same time the way he was born was by god impregnating mary so he is also the son). He is real, He loves you, He cares about you, He sacraficed himself on the cross for you. All you need to do is believe in him and his sacrafice. I pray you will find your way through christ and know the truth!
by rayfire1234 May 17, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.
"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
Get the Deviled Jesusmug. the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second
by djob9601 August 16, 2015
Get the Jesus Divemug. Jesus Christ on a moped
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025
Get the Jesus Christ on a mopedmug. by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023
Get the Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallummug. Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Why?
Why?
Hey Daddy I smack these hoes
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cherrios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my dipar everywhere I go
Like to hop hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants now its runny
I go Ungnt-Ungnt, think thats funny?
I stuff my dipar with all my money
Why?
Hey Daddy I smack these hoes
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cherrios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my dipar everywhere I go
Like to hop hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants now its runny
I go Ungnt-Ungnt, think thats funny?
I stuff my dipar with all my money
by Finnisflawed April 6, 2022
Get the Jesusmug.