Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

take that so what

vivi's only line in so what

take that so what (vivi in 2020)

by evillittlec0ckroach January 21, 2021

Takeeli

A girl who gets called tequila

Yo takeeli tequila whats up

by Why_.dont_.we_.limelight January 30, 2021

take a healthy

Take a Healthy is letting loose of a very good bowel movement.

I gotta take a healthy.

Let me go handle this healthy.

“ Where’s Sweets?!”
“ He’s taking a healthy fool!”

by Musick14 January 30, 2021