Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Milk

Drinkable cum

She drank my milk.

by UserDeadSince69Years March 20, 2022

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

A word used as an adjective popularly used by Gen Z to say something is awesome, or amazing. Gen z this simmilar to how previous generations used "sick" to describe something cool.

You got 1 million views? Bro, that's so milk!

That's milk as hell.

Milk dude, see ya later.

by Garther_42 January 14, 2022

Milk

Jope Yamoyamo is playing roblox, username JopeAdoptme123 password, April64

I like milk

by milkisgood4u August 19, 2022

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Choco Milk

New street drug that looks like chocolate milk. It's supposed to slow everything down around you and improve your senses of smell, taste, and touch.

"Bro are you ok?"
"Yeah man just this choco milk ain't no joke"

by YoHighness January 18, 2017