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new school

this is old school but this is new school
by oi hello there January 29, 2021
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Haydon school

The most shiftiest school with the shiftiest teachers and the shiftiest food.
And every single teacher in there is a nonce who likes looking at little kids
Haydon school means it’s shit
by MR JONES THE NONCE February 2, 2021
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school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).
"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Euphoria School

A high school that has high teen pregnancy rates, they vape, they do the nasty everyday and the most remarkable they never dress code children who wear night club outfits!

Aside from that it's a bit of a joke when referring to the show Euphoria that portrays unrealistic situations that would take in a high school.
Saddy: GIRLLLLL, I do the nasty things everyday in my high school!

Joe: What.

Zue: I do drugs.

Joe: You are in a Euphoria School man, hope therapy will decrease their price. Also where are your parents ?? And how do you have so many expensive clothes when your family is not that well off ??

Dassie: He!
by dogandcateatyou May 8, 2022
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school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.
Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.
by The Real Driller September 19, 2022
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School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.
Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch!
Student: Fuck you and your lunch.
by LLXAMERAXLL October 9, 2022
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school bag

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process
Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.
by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022
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