5 minute rule 

Time you should wait before interjecting your opinion when walking up on two (or more) people in a conversation.

John and Fred were talking about Gun control, and Mike walked up and said that "Obama is going to take your guns away", but if he had waited 5 minutes he would have known they weren't talking about gun control at all, but how to shoot a gun. John says, "5 minute rule" and then everyone understand, he shouldn't have gotten into this conversation at this point. (And looked like an idiot).

5 minute rule by Xman2013 March 5, 2013

the 4/10 rule of homosexuality 

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

the 4/10 rule of homosexuality by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018

5 minute rule 

A variation of the 5 second rule, which dictates that food dropped into an awkward or uncomfortable place is still edible if retrieved within five minutes. Often conceived to be a more chivalrious instead of just plain ol' disgusting, especially if a man retrieves food dropped by a woman and eats it himself, replacing her loss with something that didn't touch the floor. It is also a more applicable rule than the 5-second variation when the moment of dropping the food is particularly ironic and demands a short pause for the appreciation of the twistedness of the world.

1.
Girl: "No! I dropped my Mars-bar behind the computer desk! T_T"
Boy: "Here, have mine, I'll invoke the 5 minute rule." Boy proceeds to fish the Mars-bar, and emerges victorious after a few minutes of shuffling under the desk.
2.
Dropper: "...so I was late to get up, my car was stolen, when I got to work my boss said not to come in if I can't get there in time, and-- here I go, dropping my sandwich on the floor. Perfect." Dropper stands still for a moment before picking up the sandwich.

5 minute rule by Exapno Mapcase May 18, 2007

runescape 

The bestest game in the MMORPG world, though many people consider it much worse than that fucking n00b game Ragnarok, is in fact probably at least 10 times better than RO or RF or whatever fauking R-'s u'd like to call Ragnarok. In fact, real gamers don't care that much about graphics, the theme is what's important. As people say, don't judge a book by it's cover. Now, don't judge a game by its graphics or what n00bs say about it!

BTW, for all who play Ragnarok, go play Neopets, that game sucks but easily owns RO or RF.

Runescape pwns all nubs

runescape by Kevinfangs August 24, 2005

Rule Number Two 

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

Rule Number Two by tdpass6000 January 3, 2017

Ja Rule 

Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.

Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!

Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame

Ja Rule by DizzyLizzy June 20, 2006

RULE 

The more often than none, self proclamation that you find yourself to be the best representative for the action at hand.

I Rule! (with reference to EVERYTHING)
-Jimmy

RULE by LilBelle January 14, 2008