Clete Potato Pancakes

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022
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potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!
by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013
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muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
by Potato scooper October 31, 2013
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Shirt potatoes

Mmmm Caroline has a nice set of shirt potatoes.
can also be called bikini/bra potatoes depending on attire.
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potato ocean

A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused
Hey man potato ocean
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potato teeth

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth
What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.
by 0516 April 30, 2020
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robotic potato

When a person with missing limb has a prosthetic limb proceeds to analy fist their partner
Bro I robotic potato the shit out of that girl
by Jcbet February 27, 2017
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