poop noob

A person who often mistakes dessert for poop, and vice versa.

Dan is a total poop noob, and thinks all that stuff in the toilet is dessert.

by p00pn00b December 27, 2010

poop slut

A person who likes getting boofed in the ass.

I gave it to that poop slut Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

poop monkey

1. a peice of poop that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has poop smeared over it

1. dude, i just laid a poop monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that poop monkey at the zoo?

by shove it up my butt October 3, 2006

poop chute

Is the proper term "poop chute", "poot chute", or "poot shooter"? In any case, it's an ass hole.

If I was a turd, I'd be proud to come out of THAT poop chute.

by Marlon Austin January 15, 2008

poop dick

When man chicken is stuffed into the forbidden zone of another man, either by accident or on purpose, resulting in a piece of corn clogging the pee hole.

Bob forgot his Pimp Juice last night, so he got poop dick.

by Shooter McKnight III September 4, 2003

poop nugget

a lumpy nugget of waste.

i saw a hugh ass poop nugget by my house!!

by rizzle bizzle November 3, 2003

boner poops

poops that are as hard as boners

Max had boner poops today.

by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016