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Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.
Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

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by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016
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Parked

A parked car is not moving, it's boring, its done, it's over
Used to describe a bad, boring thing
Omg its not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

Person 1: "how was that new movie you saw?"
Person 2: "parked. Not worth seeing."
by Big Shlomi May 13, 2024
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Sunday In The Park With George

A musical by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine based on "A Sunday Afternoon On The Island Of La Grande Jatte" by Georges Seurat. Sunday is known for people saying Sunday a lot, being the show about the painting, and that time Mandy Patinkin went nuts and thought he was a dog.
Dot: What dress should I wear on another Sunday In The Park With George?
George: Red red red red, Red red orange, Red red orange, Orange pick up blue, Pick up red, Pick up orange, From the blue-green blue-green, Blue-green circle, On the violet diagonal, Di-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-o-nal-nal, Yellow comma yellow comma, Numnum num numnumnum, Numnum num... Blue blue blue blue, Blue still sitting, Red that perfume, Blue all night, Blue-green the window shut, Dut dut dut, Dot Dot sitting, Dot Dot waiting, Dot Dot getting fat fat fat, More yellow, Dot Dot waiting to go, Out out out, No no no George, Finish the hat finish the hat, Have to finish the hat first, Hat hat hat hat, Hot hot hot it's hot in here... Sunday!
Dot: BUT THE FOLLIES GEORGE! LISTEN TO ME OR I'LL GO SLEEP WITH A BAKER OR SOMETHING!
George: Ruff Ruff! Hats! I must finish the hat!
by FinishingTheHat July 5, 2021
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garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole
I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.
by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017
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Molly Park

Fighting while high on methylenedioxymethamphetamine aka MDMA/Ecstacy/Molly.
"I'm fighting when I'm off the Ecstacy-That's a Molly Park, yeah"
-Jarad Higgins
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Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨
Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.
by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015
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