Trailer Park Diamonds

Crack rocks you can buy at the trailer park.

You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.

by Bundy_in_Chilton June 04, 2023

no parking overnight

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.

No parking overnight.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.

“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”

by April 12, 2024

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023

getting parked

Getting head in a parking lot

Corey can’t come, he’s getting parked in that lot downtown

by P1ckleBaller October 11, 2020