Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.

Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?

by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022

Monkey slave

Monkey slave is a term to describe somone who is black with furr and complete all your demands without hesitation

Work harder Monkey slave!

by Danielklippfors January 14, 2022

Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex

‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.

by Rita2468 December 7, 2021

Monkey Pitters

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.

He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters

by nopitters December 8, 2021

Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."

person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"

by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021

jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Is levi a monkey

is levi a monkey
Yes levi is the king of monkeys.... and he is gay 100%
Well.... not the king if hes a peasant

He still wonks on cotton farms, and will go to cotton picker high school
He has the world record for the biggest forehead in the world.

Is levi a monkey the answer is yes

by Is levi a monkey April 5, 2022