monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.

"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.

Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?

by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022

Monkey slave

Monkey slave is a term to describe somone who is black with furr and complete all your demands without hesitation

Work harder Monkey slave!

by Danielklippfors January 14, 2022

Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex

‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.

by Rita2468 December 7, 2021

Monkey Pitters

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.

He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters

by nopitters December 8, 2021

Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."

person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"

by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021