1. A man who intercepts things; a pick in football
2. Someone who will steal things he doesn't receive
3. Someone who climbs things
4. Someone with a functional penis
2. Someone who will steal things he doesn't receive
3. Someone who climbs things
4. Someone with a functional penis
Def 1."Yo, dude , that police officer is a real pick man. He intercepted that innocent latino's drugs on the Arizona border
Def 2. "Hey guy, that dumbass pick man just took the Christmas present I was going to give him a week early. What a water fucker.
Def 3. "Yo homie , that pick man be climbin' the wall from the police.
Def 4. "Hey dawg , that pick man better back off from that girl or we might have to step in.
Def 2. "Hey guy, that dumbass pick man just took the Christmas present I was going to give him a week early. What a water fucker.
Def 3. "Yo homie , that pick man be climbin' the wall from the police.
Def 4. "Hey dawg , that pick man better back off from that girl or we might have to step in.
by Memeblaze February 15, 2018
Get the pick man mug.Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.
Christian: Hey buddy!
Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?
Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!
Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!
Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?
Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!
Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!
by Rollinthebluecarpet November 25, 2011
Get the Man Stretch mug.A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021
Get the Man Laws mug.1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"
OR
Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
OR
Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004
Get the pamphlet man mug.Man, (insert name here) is a Man-Boss!
by Nathan December 22, 2003
Get the Man Boss mug.by Ralphy Cakes October 30, 2007
Get the Man Egg mug.an unusually powerful woman who can stand on her own and doesn't need the love and attention of a man. she gets a kick out of leading you along, because it makes you look so stupid. it further proves her own superior intelligence. if she does accept a man, he will have to be able to match her in intelligence and wit. if you fall for her, it's your own damn fault.
i went out to the bar with two different men and, ironically, they both called the next day to ask for another date. i am a man eater and those two got eaten alive!
by anne April 12, 2005
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